June 2013
you got something on your butt
my eyes
If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.
sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving
who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it
i liked your selfie because i want to fuck the life out of you
hungry isnt even a feeling for me anymore its become a personality trait