i liked your selfie because i want to fuck the life out of you
hungry isnt even a feeling for me anymore its become a personality trait
how is it that some moms manage to look hot as hell even though they’re running around like maniacs taking care of their kid?
like I’m sitting here with a mom hairstyle & a jelly pouch for a stomach and my kid isn’t even mobile yet.
what fairy godmother blessed you with natural mom hotness & why’d that bitch skip me?